Sometimes You Gotta Strip Naked And Go On a Rampage At a Waffle House

WISTV - A woman is facing several charges after going on a rampage at a Waffle House restaurant in Kennesaw, all while completely naked. The incident happened January 8 around 10:30 p.m. at the location on George Busbee Parkway. According to police, the woman, identified as Jennifer Nicholson, stripped off her clothes, punched a woman in the face and then threw a plate at a window. She also threw several platters at patrons of the restaurant. When police tried to subdue Nicholson, she fought back, scratching an officer. The woman who was punched sustained a broken nose in the attack. Nicholson is facing several assault and public indecency charges.

 

There’s something about the Waffle House that turns people into lunatics. Or is it that only the drunk, high, and insane go to the Waffle House to begin with? Kind of a chicken and the egg situation. I did a quick Waffle House search to make sure she wasn’t a repeat offender, and laughed at what I found:

The Waffle House is the most reckless place on the planet. It’s no holds barred, anything goes, falls count anywhere mayhem. Trashcans to the skull, steel chairs to the back, people running around naked punching waiters in the face. It’s a fucking zoo in there. I need to know how many Waffle House fights go unreported each day. Has to be in the dozens. There’s a Waffle House every exit from Norfolk to Atlanta. And they are usually strategically located near their best clients. Surprised Smitty didn’t take his new friends there after his game of hoops.

And the thing about Waffle House is it’s kind of a 2 for 1 movie. You get awesome food, and you know you’re going to see some shit go down. Get there between midnight and 3am, and you are in for a treat. It’s theater. Who is going to smash a plate over someone’s head? What homeless guy is going to whip out his dick right there in the booth? What waitress will randomly be bleeding? It’s all part of the experience. Some restaurants the staff sings, some restaurants you get quality food, at the Waffle House you get bum fights and a hair or two in your breakfast platter. Wouldn’t have it any other way.

h/t Steve